belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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