Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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