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I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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