Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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