I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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