Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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