I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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You. Win. At. Life.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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