Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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