we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
