WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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