that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I didn't notice because vodka
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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