We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
