I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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