Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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