TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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