office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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