even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Randomize
