At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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