Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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