Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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