I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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