Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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