ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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