Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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