I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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