i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
