My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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