you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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