We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don't deserve a penis
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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