His hands were made for my vagina.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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