question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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