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I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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