just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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