Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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