That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
