Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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