Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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