Your mouth is God's brothel.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I have post one night stand depression
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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