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you win
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
The feeling are messing with the penis
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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