there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Randomize
