I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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