My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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