gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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