Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
