You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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