You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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