I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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