Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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