Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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