Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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