They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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