You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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