i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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