The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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