One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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